J: "Mrs. C. Can I get permission to hit this foo' with a ruler?"
Me: "No, Juan. You cannot hit that fool with a ruler."
J:"You're lucky she didn't give me permission."
not even 5 minutes later...
J: "Mrs. C, can I please get permission to hit this foo' upside the head with this ruler? He aint be doin nothing for our project!"
Me:"No, Juan. You cannot hit him upside the head with the ruler. Bryan, I think if you don't start working, Juan will stop asking permission."
"Why I got a D in this class? My mom be trippin!"
"What fool don't know how it spell bipolar?"
"Justin Bieber is just under a lot of stress with the paparazzi. They just need to realize he's only 19!"
"Did you hear that Justin Timberlake is a singer now?"
While looking at my New Kids on the Block poster:
"Why does he have girls jeans on?" (because of the ripped jeans)
"He is the only cute one." (Pointing at Jordan of course)
"So was this like One Direction before there was One Direction?"