J: "Mrs. C. Can I get permission to hit this foo' with a ruler?"
Me: "No, Juan. You cannot hit that fool with a ruler."
J:"You're lucky she didn't give me permission."
not even 5 minutes later...
J: "Mrs. C, can I please get permission to hit this foo' upside the head with this ruler? He aint be doin nothing for our project!"
Me:"No, Juan. You cannot hit him upside the head with the ruler. Bryan, I think if you don't start working, Juan will stop asking permission."
"Why I got a D in this class? My mom be trippin!"
"What fool don't know how it spell bipolar?"
"Justin Bieber is just under a lot of stress with the paparazzi. They just need to realize he's only 19!"
"Did you hear that Justin Timberlake is a singer now?"
While looking at my New Kids on the Block poster:
"Why does he have girls jeans on?" (because of the ripped jeans)
"He is the only cute one." (Pointing at Jordan of course)
"So was this like One Direction before there was One Direction?"
13 comments:
HAHAHA. I feel like you have some kids very similar to mine!
Haaa!! Love this. Juan is a very decent fellow, I think I'd love him. Also, do you read this blog?
http://www.loveteachblog.com/
If not, please start immediately. You'll love it.
kids these days!!! FOO... TRIPPIN... their vocab is just so extensive these days... especially with abbreviating!! LOL
Glad they keep the spice in your day!
Did you hear that Justin Timberlake is a singer now. OMG.
Hahaha, kids are hilarious.
LOL!!! I love the Justin Timberlake quote...makes me feel old...haha!
Haha! Too funny!
oh my gosh - those are all too funny! i'm glad you are writing them down!
Another reason why teachers are my heroes. How do you keep it together?! Kids are just something else these days and I'm not one to hold my tongue, I'd make an awful teacher. lol
Also, Jordan may be pretty hot (even now) but I'll always love Jonathan ;)
(I found you through Kaity's blog, hi!)
HAHAHA!!!! This is HYSTERICAL.
Oh gosh. Do they not know about the wonders of NSYNC?! These poor children...
This is amazing. I particularly love that Justin Timberlake is a singing now...hilarious.
hahaha that's sooo funny! OMG I love NKOTB!
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I can't even. Those poor kids! Not knowing about '90s JT.
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